Several hipsters, dressed in tight plaid pants and a mis-matched striped shirt and paisley scarf ensemble, were found complaining about their poor treatment at a local coffee chain in downtown Chicago on Friday morning.

The hipsters, who do not often frequent coffee chains and prefer local businesses, were in need of a serious caffeine pick-me-up, and desperately walked into the chain. The group immediately regretted their decision.

“The coffee tastes like oppression,” commented one of the lead hipsters. He added, “I can’t believe I paid money to the man who will inevitably keep the status quo in check and make my life more miserable than it already is.”

To make matters worse, the hipsters claim that the treatment of the workers towards them was below average. As another hipster explains, “It’s because we’re different and unique and not scared to be ourselves. We know we each look completely different, even if you can’t see the difference when you’re looking at our whole group. We’re totally individual in our own non-conformist conforming way.”

This particular group of hipsters is well known for frequenting a local coffee shop that charges exorbitant amounts of strange-tasting coffee. They are adamant that the coffee is the best in the city because of it’s home-grown materials. Much like their approach to modern art, they blame patron’s lack of sophistication about coffee for not enjoying the peculiar taste of the local store.

The hipsters will likely be frequenting a few more chain restaurants to complain before retiring to their normal hang outs to recharge their haughty arrogance amongst like-minded folks.