Britney Spears already admits lying about most recent promise

After claiming she would attempt to be wholesome for the first time in her career, Britney Spears has now reneged on her promise to not have sexual undertones in her songs. She said simply, “Yeah, my agent said it would be a good PR stunt if I told y’all that. No way I’m gonna do it though.”

At her follow up press conference, Spears was wearing nothing but three strategically placed maple leaves. She did a pole dance, shimmied, and made small screams and wink at all reporters-male and female.

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