Yesterday, San Diego put on the worst fireworks display in our nation’s history. See here: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-la-entire-san-diego-fireworks-show-exploded-in-15-seconds-ruining-show-20120705,0,7647091.story

Let the premature climax jokes begin.

Some ideas:

Big bay boom? Maybe the men enjoyed the display but the women were undoubtedly left unsatisfied.

Big bay boom. San Diego is lackadaisical about both it’s lifestyle and it’s safety.

Big Bay Boom- the fireworks didn’t mean to only take 15 seconds but they were more exhausted than they expected from the day’s activities and it was the best they could do.

Your thoughts?