Sports I’d be amazing at.

Since the next episode of Femoir is all about sports, I thought I’d make a list of a few sports that I wish were real sports because I would be spectacular at them:

  1. Downing a Bottle of Room Temperature Water
  2. Making Goofy Faces at a Person Passing Me in a Car After They Were Tailgating me
  3. Talking to Strangers
  4. Being naieve
  5. Mumbling
  6. Laughing at Foreign Jokes
  7. Twister Wheel Spinning
  8. Snarky Look-Giving
  9. Accurately Spotting Hipster vs. Gay
  10. Afternoon napping
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