Since the next episode of Femoir is all about sports, I thought I’d make a list of a few sports that I wish were real sports because I would be spectacular at them:
- Downing a Bottle of Room Temperature Water
- Making Goofy Faces at a Person Passing Me in a Car After They Were Tailgating me
- Talking to Strangers
- Being naieve
- Mumbling
- Laughing at Foreign Jokes
- Twister Wheel Spinning
- Snarky Look-Giving
- Accurately Spotting Hipster vs. Gay
- Afternoon napping
Briana Hansen 