So I drink it all up.

I’m not going to say I’m a fish because of how much water I drink. Fish live in water. They breathe water. They should not be known for how much water they drink unless humans are known for how much air they eat. Come on now, people. Let’s be realistic.

Let’s talk about water for a second people. I drink a lot of it. I carry a huge gallon-like water bottle . I look like a doofus when I’m drinking out of it. I was in class the other day, took a drink from my water bottle, and the teacher literally stopped class to make fun of me. That happened.

But I didn’t care.

Why?

Because water is f-ing important.

I am constantly pushing my body. I ask it to perform at it’s best every time my brain says “go.” It’s important I reward it with the thing that it loves most- fresh, filtered water.

I try and drink at least one of my ridiculous gallon jugs every day. I drink two on days when I have a really tough workout or go for a long run. I do it because I can feel the difference in my body. I feel more energized. My mind works better. I have to pee more often.

So drink you water. Or I’ll make you swim with the fishes.

I don’t know why that got all mafia all of a sudden. Probably because this post has been written haphazardly over the course of 12 hours.

Now drink! And you’ll thank me later. But for now… you’re welcome.