I love goals as much as the next person.

No. That’s not true. I love goals a lot more than the next person. I love goals a lot more than the average person. I’m a big, big fan of setting and pursuing goals.

But I have to admit, I’m anxious for the New Year.

Only because I’m also protective of my personal space. And I just know it’s going to be overtaken by people who made resolutions to work out when I do.

And good for them. But UGH… it’s gonna be busy. Hopefully they’ll all have given up by February.

Not because I don’t want people to be healthy. I want you to be healthy! Just, you know, not if you’re inconveniencing me. That’s all.

Is that selfish? Ah, screw it. I’m selfish.

And I’m selfishly enjoy the last few quiet weeks in the morning at the gym with all the regulars. We’re all embracing for the influx.

*Le Sigh*