Incredible news, everyone.
For those of you who have ever followed this blog in any capacity, you know that I make up relationships in my head with men I see regularly at the gym. (Click here and here and here for some samples.)
For those of you who have never read this blog before, I’ll clarify. Yes, I’m a friggin weirdo.
Anyway, I have big news. I saw the most perfect human being you could ever see. And he was at the gym. And he was beautiful.
He wore all black. He looked like a male model. And this is LA, so he probably is a male model. If I were a creepy old man with a “modeling” business and business card, I totally would have approached him to model for me.
Who am I kidding. If I had my business cards on me, I would have approached him to model for me anyway.
Of course I didn’t talk to him. That’s not how these things go. Instead, I stared silently from a distance.
I actually lucked out. He chose a spot in the gym that was near where one of the stretching mats is. I stretched for much, much longer than I normally do because I could steal looks at him.
He was beautiful. I know if I see him again it’ll totally be meant to be and true love and we’ll ride off to a magical castle together and live happily ever after forever and ever.