In the constantly changing and highly competitive world of headline news, one writer is embarrassed by her use of “bite” in a story that describes a picture of a puppy. Though the stories she writes are completely fictitious, there is really no good excuse for using such a cheesy pun in a headline, she believes. Though headlines can be clever or enticing, one that sounds like it came off the label of a Laffy Taffy is inexcusable even in a satire-oriented world.

She is deeply apologetic, though she refuses to promise that it will never happen again.